Lovely: Hi-Tech Sex Toy

This is Lovely, a revolutionary new sex toy, you can finally call out your partner’s fibs once and for all. It’s a proposed IndieGoGo sex toy with “built in sensors and sophisticated algorithms” which promise to deliver an in-depth report on how you perform in bed.

That includes your top and average speed, the g-forces you’ve exerted on each other’s privates, as well as how many sexual positions you’ve accomplished. It’ll even offer you suggestions on how to improve next time.

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